Gus on MySpace

We met on MySpace
we started talking in Yahoo messenger
he was funny, smart, good looking and he lived nearby
we talked about meeting up
then the conversation, as always, turned to sex
He asked me "what is the nastiest thing you ever did sexually?"
I said "I cant tell you that..............................yet"
He says "I'll tell you if you promise not to laugh"
"why would I laugh? go ahead, tell me"
It takes a long while for him to respond
I'm already starting to type and ask if he is still there when the following statement pops up: "Once when I was a teenager I came home so drunk and horny I actually put on a condom and fucked my dog"

We never slept together, he wasn't circumcised and I wasn't an Irish Setter