Oh no, not another learning experience

Yes
But this time the lesson isn't mine
I already know this stuff

1.Never marry a man just because he buys you a plastic glow in the dark yo-yo with an alien head on it.
2. Do not try to dry your socks in the microwave.
3. When someone offers to pay you back later do not say "don't worry about it"
4. If you are playing pool and someone is holding the chalk and saying "eww, this chalk smells funny" while holding it out towards your face, don't sniff it.
5. If the cage says not to stick your fingers in it.... just don't stick your fingers in it. What's so hard about that?

So yeah, I have had blue chalk on my nose, burn holes in my socks, band aids on my fingers and a lump on my forehead from that stupid glow in the dark yo-yo.
I'm divorced
People who should owe me money, don't anymore because the phrase "don't worry about it" pretty much means "you don't have to pay me back ....ever."
and as for number 6...
well I read that in Maxim Magazine ...................
and I did it all for you.
So you can learn from my mistakes.
You can thank me later

This learning experience has been brought to you today by Rainyday Superstar, the number one
And by the letter F